I found the fix. At last!
Some of you may remember this game:
The first ninja turtles game for NES. A treasure, I agree. But also a pain in the butt!
The first level is easy enough.
kill some guys, beat Bebop and Rocksteady, easy peasy.
But then came the level that you dreaded most. Those with game genie and game shark still had trouble beating it. I'm talking of course about the dam level.
I mean look at this guys health bar...
Now I'm not saying that the Hudson is polluted, but you have to doing something wrong to have ELECTRIC SEAWEED!! And I mean there wasn't just a little bit of it, that crap was growing out of everywhere.
While perusing the interwebnets the other day I came across the solution to beating the dam level of TMNT. The point of this product is obvious. To get you into the mindset of the Ninja Turtles themselves and allow you the ninja patience and ninja thumbs needed to pass this level.
Im talking of course about:
GAMESTOP PIZZA!!! Oh, also it will give you ninja diarrhea, ninja e coli, and ninja tape worms! But hey, its stuffed crust and your desperate so eat up.